In the news today: This person is coming to the House of Rats. Funded by the Beave and Khalil Reiki Charitable Trust for Blinky Trannies.

I am most excited. It will be fabulous.

My husband has summed up most succinctly in an email what that weekend will be like:

"I can see him and Chrissie in the Wentworth arms

Jamie: Love and dust
Chrissie: Come and have a drink with me
Jamie: What the fuck are we doing here in the god damm wentie!
Chrissie: drinking red stripe

i can see them all in the snug doing Reiki with Zolton in the corner fucked on K whilst Dougle parades around suggestively in a neon zombie tranni outfit insulting everyone with his gruff Scottish voice while Pepper completely bessoted with the whole situation exclaims "Im so happy!""

Ha! It's going to be great.