Bugger.
I am walking the 6 miles to and from work at the moment as my overdraft is at 1,750 and I have no money for the bus. (Cue first violin) So, anyway right, I was walking home along the canal this evening, quietly contemplating an night in alone and hungry as the whole house has gone out for a meal which I cannot afford(cue second violin) when I got stung twice in the throat by a very late wasp(cue viola) to which I am allergic (cue cello).
And there you have it, a string quartet poised to serenade my tale with Pachelbel's Canon or something equally befitting. Maybe the Verve.
However, I am grateful for the following -
I am walking the 6 miles to and from work at the moment as my overdraft is at 1,750 and I have no money for the bus. (Cue first violin) So, anyway right, I was walking home along the canal this evening, quietly contemplating an night in alone and hungry as the whole house has gone out for a meal which I cannot afford(cue second violin) when I got stung twice in the throat by a very late wasp(cue viola) to which I am allergic (cue cello).
And there you have it, a string quartet poised to serenade my tale with Pachelbel's Canon or something equally befitting. Maybe the Verve.
However, I am grateful for the following -
- The wasp did not get my windpipe or I would not be here typing this now, I would be down A&E for a tracheotomy. The swelling is alright actually.
- It is not raining
- I am not living in Pakistan
- I have a job to walk to and from
- I have discovered fresh Begby material in a Vox and Roll compilation which I bought for 25p. His family Christmas - fucking hilarious, thanks Irv.
- There are no wasps in the desert
Now am off to wash down some anti-histamine with scotch
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