Oops. Was two hours late for my shitty temp waitressing job this morning. Rising at 4.45 am to pour coffee for conference goers? I don't think so... Wankmanager didn't tell me off though and the rest of the day went ok. I must not be that late again tomorrow. Mustn't.

Rule number 2 in Job Blaggery - Always make friends with the chef immediately. This will ensure that you can spend the day in the kitchen eating gourmet food in manner of a piglet. The chef will also protect you from wankmanagers.

I have to go now, have to get up in two minutes. (Ode to Carla Parr.)