Jessica Josef, you are no longer 14. Ecoutez et repetez.

Vague memories of trying to fight a large goth, “dancing” (headbanging – eek) to Rage against the Machine and force-feeding everyone vitamin pills at 3am whilst my fiancé lay on the wet road and I demanded that Helsy look after him in her capacity as best man.

Some type of disgusting and dangerous bailey’s cocktail and champagne to follow.

Julie blew out a candle and got burning wax all over her face.

I like Bassett hounds.

Sunday was a write off and I never got to go punting in Oxford.

It was so lovely to all be together again though. I liked it very much.

I am too tired to write any more so please see Boo’s Diary for more details.