This is getting embarrassing now.

I bought my one of my superiors tickets through my ebay account and for some reason her details have stuck on my profile. Now everything I buy gets delivered to her and she duly opens the parcel before passing it on to me. In the last two weeks this has happened with:

1 x large peacock made of sequins and bling

30 x peacock feathers

2 x sets of led dragonfly lights

1 x glowing cube light

8 x LED faux candles in frosted glass holders

And this afternoon’s treat was.....

288 x mini disco mirror balls

No prizes for spotting the burner in our office then.