I’m really looking forward to a very quiet weekend which will not involve any of the following things - drinking to excess, too much awakeness, snogging, strange ranty people, shagging or dancing.

To that end I have just emailed Hels and proposed we get into full on snuggly buggly mode involving duvets, 10p crisps, pyjamas (and possibly egg on toast in bed together if we’re feeling particularly rakish) as soon as we get home from work tonight.

Can’t wait.