The post has just arrived and mum has sent me a tenner and some lace pants. Official thankyou to the Mother Creature for enabling me to go to the shop and buy some bread, tomatoes & cheese, thus saving me from the breadline - literally. Mum, you're a star.

While we're on the subject, big shout out to my wonderful friends who have kept me supplied in beer, whisky, club entry & food over the past week. Particularly Boudicca who cooked all my meals over the weekend and also made me laugh constantly.

Love to you all.