Last night at the circus was absolutely fantastic. There were lots of wierd people dressed up like freaks, an amazing rock and roll playlist, monkeys, popcorn and poor man's Burlesque. They give you tattoos, rum, pencil moustaches and popcorn at the door. We dressed up as showgirls and had such a brilliant time....I cannot recommend this club highly enough.

Taught some random girls sat at our table to do ratface and then one of them kissed me although she was keen to stress she's "not gay." I fell in love with one of the organisers, a man wearing a silver hat and braces. Got shy when he talked to me though, but will be braver next time.

Right, have got to go and tidy up. The bathroom looks like someone's killed a crow where I fashioned a headpiece out of leftover Burning Man twigs and a boa using nail scissors. Kidneys are grumbling too. This week has been too much fun. Am gonna give it a rest tonight.