Oh God...have not had a hangover like this for seven weeks and feel fucking horrible.

Last night (which was dubbed "returning, man") nine of my best friends came over to our house for a big dinner. Then we went on a West End rampage and didn't get home till 6am....

I knew it was gonna be a raucous one when Courtney burst in to the house already drunk at 8pm and fell on my wardrobe in manner of a starved hooligan pixie. It was great cos I gifted him the clothes he chose and he didn't believe me.

Liam then turned up fresh off the plane from Amsterdam and much squeaking ensued. I do love that boy, he's like a big lovely bear. He and Lorny are still in the snug and we're gonna eat Chinese food and watch films today. And mong.

Courtney brought his new (serious!) boyfriend out last night. He's called Adam and is absolutley wonderful. Seems really sweet and innocent, and then started discussing the merits of ketamine with me over dinner.

Courtney disgraced himself a lot by flirting horribly with me all night in the club, trying to snog me every few minutes, touching me up and being generally predatory. I wouldn't mind but Adam's so adorable, it's fucking rude. Courts you are a bad, naughty show-off. Stoppit.

I am pleased, because Liam and I managed not to go on a drug binge last night when we got back from the club. It was quite close. Carlsy brought over some crystal meth for me which, apparently I bought at Global Gathering back in July and then lost in the tent or something. I think it was meant to be mdma. That would explain why my brother was so utterly fuckoed. Why does this keep happening to me? Sort it out.

Little Yam was so bad last night it took four of us to pull him off the nightbus. Reminded me of the scene in trainspotting where Johnny Swan leaves Renton outside as he's comatose. Bit worried as Yam's never been like that before, and Lorn says he did it on the tube the other night too - but it was highly amusing.

Anyway, going to go and try and find a film in the snug that isn't any of the following -

Directed by David Lynch

Directed by Phillip Ridley

Point Break

Showgirls

Ghost dog