Oh my. Turtle and I have been complete drunken bastards this week from start to finish and now that it is Friday I feel like crawling into bed and reading a good book, so battered is my liver. We have not had a hot meal since Tuesday so that would not go amiss either. I am such a bad wife sometimes.

However, I have a friend’s birthday to celebrate and pints to consume and so I shall toddle off to Camden in the rain like an obedient drunk-ass motherfucker.