Important amendment to lifeplan:

Erm...It would appear that Turtle and I might just have bought a boat. To live on. In Richmond and Uxbridge (Got two moorings thrown in for free). She's big (67 foot), she's beautiful and she's ours (almost).

We are going to have the most fun ever - cruising our home down the Thames, past the Houses of Parliament, blaring out Fleetwood Mac and then mooring up in Little Venice for the night, sticking two fingers up to the rich people with million pound houses, living next door to them for free.

Cosying up for the night and crafting it up while the rain patters on the windows and then waking up in the morning and feeding swans through the bedroom window.

I don't know why the fuck we didn't think of this before. I am so fucking excited. We sign the papers tonight and then.....get nautical.