Hels is back.

And we celebrated in newly sober style with a really, and I mean really, raucous game of badminton. Yes. Hels, Turtle and I went down the leisure centre and got all competitive. How the mighty have fallen. Perhaps most worrying was the fact that my husband started referring to himself as “Cockboy” during the session.

Also worrying is the revelation that Hels and Carla Parr are distant relations. Carla is also distant cousin of Amanda which means that three of my good friends are related but they have only found this out since they met. This island of ours is weird. I am probably related to Mr Turtle and not only by marriage.