Well now, things are going on pretty much as usual in the world of Jessie J.......here are a few 'snapshots' of my life:

Typical breakfast:
3 strawberries, an olive a large piece of cheese and a small piece of easter egg. Plus the obligatory coffee and 10 cigarettes of course.

Typical overused phrases:
"You're a Nobber"/"I want...."/"feathercuts are nice/sexy/arrogant"

Current album obsession:
The Libertines, "Up the Bracket" (Since October)

Average number of hours spent sleeping:
5 per night

Average number of nights spent in the house:
1 per week

Average number of hours spent on the internet:
24 per week

Average number of nightbus journeys:
4 per week

Average number of nights spent in clubs:
3 per week

Average number of hours at work:
45 per week

Recent memorable incident:

Me stood ankle deep in rainwater in the gutter on Oxford Street with no shoes on shouting "FLAG IT!!! FLAG IT!!!!" at the nightbus at 4.30 am. Of course, the nightbus can not be flagged in manner of a cab. But worse, much worse than this, our resident DJ was walking past at the time, sober and with a look of utter contempt on his face.

New favourite club:
Smash and Grab on a Thursday.

A few words on S & G....it is brilliant. I think that last time I wrote, we were going to the opening. Well, this Thursday was the second week, and it really such a good night. The venue is like a vegas pimp palace, with cream leather sofas, lots of gilt and fishtanks on the dancefloor. We have got our own VIP section and Chris and Herby have really excelled themselves, playing fantastic sets every week. Courtney has become the resident tranny, which is a bit of a liability for me and Boo as we have to act like his minders, fighting off over-macho straight men who want to beat him. All in all, I am really happy with it, although it means another night out per week and my skin is beginning to show severe signs of aging. Ah well, all in the name of fun....

Tonight, I'm going to meet my ex for a drink (scary) and then going to a party at S&M Chris's. The last one is in the archives. We all took Viagra and there was an orgy. (Even scarier.) Will try and write a full report in the week.