The girls and I have come up with a fantastic new concept concerning men………. ‘heaviness’. The term ‘heaviness’ simply provides a word for that certain something that us ladies have always pursued in the men that we admire.
Let me clarify: A man either has or hasn’t got heaviness. Although the term seems to refer to body mass, height and weight it is not altogether dependant on these attributes. To be heavy does not guarantee heaviness. Although these things, together with posture, can influence it, it is more that certain manly something that some guys have. It’s probably related to hormones actually.
This is a brilliant concept and has given us hours of fun, dividing up our exes, famous men, male friends and men that we currently fancy into those that have got heaviness and those that haven’t. Surprisingly, although it is very desirable for a partner to have heaviness, quite a few of mine, (including the major one), haven’t.
Some examples (famous and non famous mixed):
Men who have heaviness:
· Marlon Brando (Probably original king of heaviness, think streetcar and you’ve got it)
· Aidan from Sex and the City
· Mr Big from Sex and the City
· My friend Lee
· Scott from the forest
· Dermott O Leary
· Dan from Eastenders
· Eddie Izzard
· The lead singer from Black Rebel
· Grant Mitchell
· Liam Gallagher (Regrettably)
· The one from Sweet Home Alabama (Reese Witherspoon film, really delicious)
· Eminem (and also Dr Dre)
· Most bassists from all bands ever created. (You see… posture)
· Heathcliff from Wuthering heights
· Brad Pitt (Especially in Seven)
Men who do not have heaviness:
· Steve from Sex and the City
· Johnny Depp
· Jared Leto (But that doesn’t mean I don’t still love him)
· My friend Dave
· Marc Bolan
· My ex Dan
· Craig David (He’s a heaviness try-hard)
· Bob from the Forest. (Although he is possibly on his way to developing some. Yes, it can be developed, but not through trying.)
· Snoop Dogg
· Tony Blair
· My friend Liam
· Vernon Kay
· David Bowie
· Craig, Lorny’s mate who I had a fling with.
· George Formby
· Roots Manuva
Let me clarify: A man either has or hasn’t got heaviness. Although the term seems to refer to body mass, height and weight it is not altogether dependant on these attributes. To be heavy does not guarantee heaviness. Although these things, together with posture, can influence it, it is more that certain manly something that some guys have. It’s probably related to hormones actually.
This is a brilliant concept and has given us hours of fun, dividing up our exes, famous men, male friends and men that we currently fancy into those that have got heaviness and those that haven’t. Surprisingly, although it is very desirable for a partner to have heaviness, quite a few of mine, (including the major one), haven’t.
Some examples (famous and non famous mixed):
Men who have heaviness:
· Marlon Brando (Probably original king of heaviness, think streetcar and you’ve got it)
· Aidan from Sex and the City
· Mr Big from Sex and the City
· My friend Lee
· Scott from the forest
· Dermott O Leary
· Dan from Eastenders
· Eddie Izzard
· The lead singer from Black Rebel
· Grant Mitchell
· Liam Gallagher (Regrettably)
· The one from Sweet Home Alabama (Reese Witherspoon film, really delicious)
· Eminem (and also Dr Dre)
· Most bassists from all bands ever created. (You see… posture)
· Heathcliff from Wuthering heights
· Brad Pitt (Especially in Seven)
Men who do not have heaviness:
· Steve from Sex and the City
· Johnny Depp
· Jared Leto (But that doesn’t mean I don’t still love him)
· My friend Dave
· Marc Bolan
· My ex Dan
· Craig David (He’s a heaviness try-hard)
· Bob from the Forest. (Although he is possibly on his way to developing some. Yes, it can be developed, but not through trying.)
· Snoop Dogg
· Tony Blair
· My friend Liam
· Vernon Kay
· David Bowie
· Craig, Lorny’s mate who I had a fling with.
· George Formby
· Roots Manuva
posted by Jessica at 4:02 PM
I only need pen and paper, and someone to write down my ideas
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