God, I am the most inconsistent person ever. I have just realised that I haven’t added to this diary for almost a month. I have been fairly busy though. Since I last wrote I have:

· Resumed my pre-resolution partying lifestyle with great gusto

· Frequented my favourite scummy basement clubs on a regular basis

· Danced to a lot of rock music

· Bought lots of hip-hop.

· Snogged a delicious feathercut*, but not taken him home. (Good Jess)

· Attended my ex-boyfriend’s ska gig and behaved myself. (GOOD Jess)

· Developed a crush on Jared Leto. (Frighteningly intense for a girl of my age)

· Seen my first real life male stripper (Quite enjoyable)

· Put on a few pounds

· Not been to the gym (Out of choice)

· Not had sex (Out of choice, although I am getting fed up now)

· Seen 8 Mile twice in three days. Mmmmm, Eminem in sex scene.

· Walked out of the late showing of Gangs of New York (due to immense boredom and also Leonardo Di Caprio’s mingingness)

· Been to Barcelona by accident (Quite fun)

· Settled into my new ‘role’ at work (Also quite fun)

· Applied for a bank loan of three and a half grand

· Been turned down (Not fun at all)

· Demanded a pay rise

Which pretty much brings us up to date, as I demanded a pay rise yesterday. I haven’t got an answer yet but fingers crossed……………..

I’m going to see the Electric Six tonight and am very excited. I bet their stage show is well good. After that I’m meeting Boo and Richie etc in Candybox. Went last Wednesday and it was so fun. Although we were pretty much the last ones out and I was VERY fuckin ill all day Thursday. I was two hours late for work (Due to the urgent need to watch Pretty Woman with Captain Egg), and then left after 10 minutes claiming sickness, which was definitely true and not dishonest at all. I must make a conscious effort to leave the club early tonight. It’s gonna be the best night though. Have my eye on the most divine feathercut of them all. Am hoping that tonight will be the night. Watch this space………………………………………………..