Just been reading over my last few entries – blimey what a miserable little winter I’ve been having! Anyway, my faith in humankind, clubbing and indie discos has been restored due to all the antics of the last week.

In the last week or so I have………

Pole danced at Stay Beautiful on Friday night.

Been sick in the work loos and fell asleep at my desk at work on Saturday afternoon

Seen Client live at aforementioned Stay Beautiful.

Eaten 8 12” pizzas between 6 of us at Soma in Stepney Green, Mmmm.

Made friends with Helsy’s photographer who is going to do a nude family photo shoot of me and the girls – Hooray!!!!

Made friends with a Ghanaian called Kodjo who made me Carla and Helen drink ovaries.

Gyrated on stage at Panic wearing nothing but a gentleman’s singlet (procured from Herby – cheers Herbatron). I was loving it!

Pole danced on a lamppost on Great Portland Street for small pieces of Mars Delight Easter egg.

Made friends with a chubby version of Nathan Barley in the street (Easter egg) who turned out to be surprisingly good at body popping.

Clambered over the spikey gate of Soho Square Gardens at 3am on Tuesday morning purely to enjoy a subway roll and the company of the girls, Nathan Barley and his brother.

Went to Dead Mans Boots at Push and enjoyed listening to a dead man’s records, sipping whisky and having a pep talk from Fuad who always makes me feel better.

Stole some public art. (Oh the shame….I am clearly still 14 years old)

Went to a multi arts event at Corsica Studios in Elephant and Castle run by students of our old course. Very high standard this year.

This entry is dedicated to Helsy and Carla. I haven’t laughed so much as I did on Tuesday morning (on the night bus) in a very long time. Thank you girls for being spontaneous and reminding me what we used to be like. Let the good times roll….