Yuck. February is absolutely the most horrible month. No sure about all this SAD business though. Is it not just that we should be hibernating? All the SAD symptoms just seem to mean that you should be chilling in your bed with a fat store of snacks like all sensible mammals. Certainly not trying to run a department, deal with a relationshit(c) and keep a house clean as well as throw massive parties. Certainly not. Keep sleeping for 10-12 hours and still waking up being miserable. Bloody February.

Anyway, too grumbly to write any more so here’s my hot or not list and that’s it.

Hot or Not list-Feb 2005.

Hot.

Turkish baths at York Hall.
Sleeping.
Vintage chanel scarf tops.
Chinese slippers
Nathan Barley
Chatting to tramps on the tube in rush hour and getting the whole carriage laughing.
Making friends with the executive chef at the Trafalgar Hilton. (Free dinner mmmm)
Sleeping
Spreading the Love (See tramp entry)
Free champagne (Twice this week – bonus!)
Ty – Ha Ha
Sunday dinner at Jude & Richie’s
Cutching in bed with Helsy eating eggs & soldiers
Irvine Welsh’s Glue (Not helping my spirits lift though)
Boo cooking me dinner when I haven’t got any food in the house.
Lidls whisky – Not bad at all.


Not

People nicking your ipod from your own party
February
Marriage
Chamber Organs
Staff being late – every shift
Being late yourself cos you can’t get up. (No-one to tell me off though – Ha)
Relationshits(c)
Cleaning up after the party
Daniel Bedingfield (Why??)
Pete & Kate & tabloids (Never thought it would come to this)
Metrosexuals
Funky House – What’s that all about then?
Coldness
Gloom
Wind chill factor
Drizzle
Crap pillows
Being skint
Teenagers snogging/heavy petting on the tube – In the fucking morning!?!

Well, honestly!