Oh Dear……..

It was our post-Christmas staff party last night. Painfully memorable incidents from the evening include –

Drinking £700 in under two hours

Telling our HR Manager that the Site Manager is an “Ape”

Going to a late night drinking hole off Oxford Street with a motley crew including our Managing Director and Associate Vicar

Telling the aforementioned Vicar that she is the person I most admire in the world and that I want to be like her.

Telling the aforementioned MD that I have always loved her perfume as it “makes me feel safe” & demanding to know what it is in the cab on the way home.

Deciding that I will carry my Box Office Supervisor to the late night drinking hole “because she is cute” – resulting in us both falling flat on our backs.

Assistant House Manager Josh (23) drinking Absinthe shots with steward Gloria (65) at 7pm.

Meeting my new boss for the first time (Oh God) and haranguing her for at least half an hour about her past career and being extremely unprofessional about our promoters.
Subsequently, today has been a day of blushes and nausea. I have just eaten four cream cakes and a Sharon fruit.