"How can it be so cold in here? It's like Greenland in here. We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this! I'm a trained actor, reduced to the status of a bum! I mean, look at us! Nothing that reasonable members of society demand as their rights! No fridges, no televisions, no phones."

Hahahahahahahaha! Never have the words of Withnail, true hero of our times, seemed more appropriate and relevant to the life of Jessica....